Ok. Here: Don't commit crimes or associate with gang members in a country you are a guest of. That way ya don't have to worry as much about getting deported.

Do you direct your outrage at other countries that routinely deport people, or just the U.S.? Because the U.S. actually has more generous immigration laws than a lot of countries around the world. So is it the act of deportation you’re upset about—or just when the U.S. does it?