Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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"Yes its a right dump, but its a large dump" (www.rightmove.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

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Its a massive house

Its not that bad really!

Huge potential

No forward chain

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I am probably going to get sacked when the owner reads my description...but in the meantime we are running with it! Yes its a right dump, but its a large dump. And actually look a little closer and its not as bad as it may seem. There are number of replacement windows, has a modern fuse box and the roof looks good with lead flashing around the firewalls and chimney. And its big, offering a large sitting room, dining room, kitchen, conservatory, three bedrooms and an upstairs bathroom. The garden is pretty decent too. This is your chance to save Santa and bag yourself a bargain too! Offered for sale with no forward chain.

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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I recently went to a viewing of a place with a bathroom in that style. Interestingly, the owner had decided he needed a shower cabinet in addition to the bathtub/shower combo in the bathroom, but as there was no more room in there he/she placed the shower cabinet in the bedroom, next to the bed. On shag pile carpet. There was mold everywhere, and the carpet in the bedroom kinda looked like something that had been used as a rag in a machine workshop for a decade or two.

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