sometimes you just have to give credit where it's due, and i'm sure my LLM query cost a bunch of people a day's worth of artificial light, but here goes:

• anti-triumph
• a morality tale
• a cosmic farce
• an existential horror
• a shakespearian tragedy
• a greek tragedy
• a geek tragedy
• a cautionary tale

(i added the geek tragedy one. tip your waitresses)