"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.

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