Asking the real questions here. I just discovered AdamEtEve is an american company : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%26_Eve_(company)

What are the alternatives?

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[+] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You could grow one.... 🥒🍆🥕🍌

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I know it is a joke but please don't use vegetables or fruit for this purpose, it is a really bad idea.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Its fine if you put a condom on it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    It is not, especially with vegetable who can create "sharp" corners when breaking (sharp enough to pierce the condom material, which can mean you have both a piece of the vegetable and a piece of condom stuck inside you). I would rather you eat the fruit/vegetables and use a safe object for pleasure!

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