▲ 915 ▼ You guys have to end it (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 256 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) Chicanes are the best part about riding a sport bike! I get to drag knees on public roads! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 point 1 year ago You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Public roads are not a racetrack. You never know when there’s going to be a kid chasing a ball or something around the corner. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 point 1 year ago You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Public roads are not a racetrack. You never know when there’s going to be a kid chasing a ball or something around the corner. permalink fedilink source parent
