oldGregg comments on Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)

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[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

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[–] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

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[+] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

There are ways to purify your own water, as long as the contaminants aren't from something like nuclear, biological or chemical warfare. Subsistence farming is a LOT harder.

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[–] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Are you my roomate?

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