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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[+] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

No, no, he clearly meant hooved animal speech. Maybe an odd looking sheep that you just can't shear.

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[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

don't trust the walrus

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Waggle all wavy like

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[+] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Stupid autocorrect. Lmao I'm leaving it

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you, it was a great chuckle inducer!

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