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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Sometimes I like to speedrun deliveries in American Truck Simulator. Turn off fatigue (roleplay my driver as addicted to energy drinks and cocaine and pees in bottles) and drive at 105 mph (168.981 km/hr) halfway across the country.

Get there 3 days early, because faster deliveries means more Value^®^ to the shareholders.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 36 points 2 years ago

I definitely enjoyed when trucks showed up 3 days earlier than they were supposed to when i ran a shipping dock. It definitely didn't fuck up our whole system, no way.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 2 years ago

Get there 3 days early, because faster deliveries means more Value® to the shareholders.

If you aren't providing Value® the shareholders. You have to ask yourself, "Am I good employee?"

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Weird, I don't remember making this comment

(I use the new Volvo VNL sleeper with the stock engine, so 85 is about all it can do, but you ever got up on 2 wheels - technically 5 but - at a near-perfect 45 degree tilt, while doing 80, because you are determined to prove that "30 mph advisory speed" sign wrong? 85 the whole way, ducking and weaving and using the shoulders and the median...)

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