▲ 683 ▼ Wait until they start discovering glitches (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world 96 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 189 points 2 years ago (5 children) JFK to LAX, any % of passengers. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children) If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago Boeing has entered the chat permalink fedilink source parent [–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago And landing permalink fedilink source parent [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Used to lead big hikes. We had an "80% return rate is good". Partial bodies counted. Yes, this was a joke for attendees. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 2 years ago Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frank@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) With the new gateless skip it's basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK... permalink fedilink source parent [–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule permalink fedilink source parent [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Yes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children) If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago Boeing has entered the chat permalink fedilink source parent [–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago And landing permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago Boeing has entered the chat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago And landing permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Used to lead big hikes. We had an "80% return rate is good". Partial bodies counted. Yes, this was a joke for attendees. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 2 years ago Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 2 years ago Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 2 years ago Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frank@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) With the new gateless skip it's basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) With the new gateless skip it's basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Yes. permalink fedilink source parent
