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[–] 87 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is fun creative writing but entirely false.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Ok let's do it for real then:

    Someone once said to me, "I have to go to the capital of the house, and please do not be wise for the vessel of the Beita. She said, "Wise, with a finger and a ram." B'Tselem 'L' on her forehead.

    Well, the years draw and don't always stop Full of rules and I'm on the road There is no point in living without joy Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened There's a lot to do, a lot to see What's wrong with taking the hidden alleys? You won't know if you won't go You will not shine if you do not shine

    Oh now, you are a star god Take the game, prepare a player Oh now, you're a rock star Make a show, take a salary

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you end your lines with double space your new lines won't be eaten.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    sigh

    Look man. I'm pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It's like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.

    We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.

    Let us have our fun, alright?

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    No, fuck right off. That BS attitude is a big part of what killed reddit. Fake shit that tries to pass itself off as real is lame as fuck and insulting. With pro wrestling or plays or movies, you go in expecting it to be fake. It doesn't really matter if the wrestlers don't have any real beef or real drama, you still get to see 20 midgets attacking a bullfighter. The lie is just the set up, not the main event. But shit like this post? The lie is the entire thing. Take it away and you just have someone's shitty, unclever, poetry that isn't interesting or funny enough to stand on its own.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    What is the entertainment from the meme? Is it that "Auto-translate did this"? Or is it "This is All Star as if it was a passage from the Bible"?

    If it's the latter (which I personally found amusing) then why are you getting your panties is a twist that it wasn't a computer that did this?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah remember the "disregard wenches, acquire currency" meme? It's just that.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    That meme always drove me crazy because "fuck bitches, get money" should be translated to "copulate with women, acquire currency", not "disregard women".

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Fuck" can be translated to "disregard": "Fuck that.'

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I know but I don't think that was Biggie Smalls' intention. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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