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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/31484066
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He gets doffed pretty soon.
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I'm thinking of changing my middle name to 'the'
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abandon all hope, ye who enter- you can buy hope inside
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The rift opened up in that earthquake of despondency
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https://www.oglaf.com/chronotherapy/
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I'll just stop the time paradox before I create it.
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Reward marriages seldom work out anyway.
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Could be worse. It could be the Fluorescent Marauder
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This year's worst king prize will be awarded posthumously
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https://www.oglaf.com/hefty-grogol/
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Grogol's clothes come from farm suppliers.
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The gauntlets of hang-on-you're-a-dick could have saved him.
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https://www.oglaf.com/habeas-corpus/3/
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when all you have is fellatio, the whole world starts to look like a cock
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One day, the King-Under-the-Blanket will return to save us
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https://www.oglaf.com/dustnglitter/
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There's no flame like an old flame
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those aren't faded glories- they were that colour when I got them.
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https://www.oglaf.com/geewoks/
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knock knock knock - flaming skull delivery
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I've achieved way more as a ghost than I ever did in life, in terms of opening doors for no reason.
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https://www.oglaf.com/automaton/
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chess: solved.
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King's pawn to under the couch for six months
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https://www.oglaf.com/assorted-fruits/
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In which God fights his own battles
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If you thought the grapes were angry, you should try the Watermelon of Wrath
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https://www.oglaf.com/practice/
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You can't spell 'diagnosis' without 'ignorance'
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Probably we should have used a real acorn instead of that button
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https://www.oglaf.com/game-death/
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for one to seven billion players
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You don't win the game of death by dying first. The name is misleading.
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https://www.oglaf.com/twowishes/
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Understand and deliver
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Later that evening, the grammar police arrested the mugger for misusing the word 'extortionist'
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https://www.oglaf.com/bugfuck/
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Baby your head looks delicious tonight
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I feel like I've become a statistic, but maybe I always was.
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https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/
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Blood Sausage
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It definitely doesn’t have rabies
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https://www.oglaf.com/deadfall/
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Free bait! Yay!
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It turns out humane traps aren't for catching people.
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https://www.oglaf.com/feral-chic/
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Manners make the man mad
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Environmentally aware barbarians carry a jizz rag
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https://www.oglaf.com/fully-fleshed/
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From a distance it looks like a tourist attraction
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Eventually the giant ass reconciles with the enormous torso.
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https://www.oglaf.com/delusionist/
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Cosmetic surgery for the ugly truth
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'pretending to be magic' is the real most-efficient-magic
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https://www.oglaf.com/sithrak/
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bad news
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Sithrak doesn't torture you before you're born, though. That would be creepy.
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https://www.oglaf.com/caveat-emptor/
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business pitfalls
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I'm always suspicious of shops that sell bait.
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https://www.oglaf.com/laridae/
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Straight to you, from the gullet of the gull
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Bogdan killed my parents through improper hygiene
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https://www.oglaf.com/glamazon-way/
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at a push you could fight with the sheath
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the Glamazons don't follow fashion- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt
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