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https://www.oglaf.com/christmasspecial/
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No, December is when theyâll be expecting it
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Soon after, the innkeeper fell pregnant too.
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combat millinery
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we challenge you to an indoor battle, somewhere with really low ceilings.
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/8/
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they did the puppet show again at the next house.
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The god of lies went on to take a mortal lover and sire a half-truth.
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/7/
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gods need clear limits
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the god of lies has a hymn book but it's mostly screaming
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/6/
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sucker-punch
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can too much violence in puppet shows de-sensitise you to the plight of real-world puppets?
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/5/
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you can probably trust the trickster character.
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Throw down the bat and let's negotiate in high-pitched voices.
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/4/
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oh yeah, baby, you fit like a glove puppet
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I think the puppet's doing ventriloquism for the other puppet.
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/3/
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good sandwiches, too
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for god bites, wash the area with soap and water and apply a clean bandage
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/2/
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nested gods, like they don't have in Russia
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I once did an unnatural act with a nature god
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https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/
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lots of throwing thunderbolts in the talent section
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I'm interested to see who God thanks on winning a beauty pageant.
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https://www.oglaf.com/killthemessenger/2/
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ask about skeleton food delivery
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Contouring looks great on a skull too.
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https://www.oglaf.com/killthemessenger/
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less wind resistance
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If it's really bad news, send a clown courier
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https://www.oglaf.com/specialty-breeds/
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not literally breeds
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accept crown, cry, eat runners-up.
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https://www.oglaf.com/allconsuminganus/
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use lots of lube
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there's a supermassive anus at the centre of most known galaxies.
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https://www.oglaf.com/gaugamela/
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have we tried spicing things up with spices?
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then we fought the Parthians, dressed as naughty nurses
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https://www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/2/
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sorry to vent
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If you're a volcano god, always tell your lover when you're about to erupt
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https://www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/
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if that ring of fire doesn't clear up, see a doctor
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the three types of volcano and what to get them for their birthday
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https://www.oglaf.com/scroll-work/2/
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the bronzy age gives way to the irony age
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The vikings were as skilled in craft as they were at murder. Perhaps that's true for etsy.
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https://www.oglaf.com/scroll-work/
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berserker chic
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My axe is too fancy to use in battle- could you just die of something else?
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https://www.oglaf.com/conflict-resolution/
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I've risen three points on the prisoner exchange
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All the kids are taking hostages. Or Pokemons. I can't tell the difference.
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https://www.oglaf.com/toxicity/
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well-spat venom often leads to true love
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Smilla's sense of scale
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https://www.oglaf.com/salvage/
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legal seagull
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I only commit crimes when the ornithologists aren't watching
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https://www.oglaf.com/prognostication/
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some monsters are hard to buy lingerie for
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do you smell blood in the water or is it just me?
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