Ugh, who asked for this?

But aren't some of these guys fund managers with our retirement money?

Less orphans means less hands to work undesirable jobs.

Exactly what I was thinking. /R/yourjokebutworse

Those sticks are so short, hate em! I think the problem with most alternative controllers is that the Switch 2 won't let any of them wake the console.

Studies have also not ruled out dragons living under the surface of the Earth.

Can, but absolutely won't

"Please don't elect me"

Is MAGA trying to say he didn't get booed? Even people who are deeply invested in the cult have to realize a lot of people don't like him.

That guy doesn't look like a crackhead in the slightest.

Fallout 2 wasn't first person. Lots of people remember who Yes Man was, as that was from New Vegas which you suggested was good. Do you want to go back and rewrite this?

I can't even imagine what dickhead is saying there. Is he implying that the mean real people are bullying the sensitive AI babies?