Congrats on making it to one-derland!
Some corrections:
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The Book of Mormon and the Doctrine and Covenants are two completely different books. Something you would know if you actually read them as you claim you have.
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Emma is his first wife
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That verse doesn't say what you claim it says. It talks about her "cleaving unto him" which is scripture speak for being united with him, not in a sexual sense. The verse also doesn't mention her family at all.
If you're going to go around mindlessly repeating anti-Mormon BS, at least get your easily verifiable "facts" strait.
Swordfish, I'm looking at you
Great way to pass a little or a lot of time
I haven't worked in a data center in years, so I don't know the current norm for server hardware.
The Dell servers we had at the time all had slim laptop style CD trays, so no auto-close to worry about.
This command was very useful for quickly finding a server in a row of hundreds of identical servers. No need to read the labels or look up which rack it's in. Just log in remotely, just use 'eject', and then walk down the row to the server that has its tray out.