THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!

Is it just me or is the lead in to this song just too long?

Fuck yeah! And a guy tames a griffin. It was sweet as shit.

Rebel Moon. I watched it on Netflix and was like, welp, so much for Star Wars, they might as well hang it up bc they can't compete with this. So I immediately go online and learn everyone HATES it.

I must be the only one with good taste

Has he been frozen inside a womb this whole time?

You see the blood it drained into the boards and we had to change em.

Pack of highly. Got it.

Goodbye, cruel world!

Goodbye, cruel lamp!

Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…

Only people who have never had buffalo wings before are confused by this.

I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fuckin' calzone.

"How DARE you break wind before me!"

"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn."

Nice. I didn't expect anyone to.