You broke the Rule!
...rule

But when will you prove out the art of the possible??

This looks like a page from the Futurama comic book series, which has been running since 2000!

ENHANCE

As an American, please don't let this spread, our system is stupid and annoying

Top row, left column for me. I've actually been around since the third party app ban, but lost my first two accounts: VLemmy -> lemm.ee -> lemmy.zip

Sometimes Wario's the only one keeping me going

Something this article glosses over is the fact that Microsoft knew all of the web URLs he was visiting. I don't know if that's because he was dumb enough to sign into Edge with his Microsoft account or if they were collecting that a different way, but the GDID wouldn't have been nearly as useful without that info.

Zack and Miri Make a Corno

I'm talking about literally displaying ads in the TV's UI, which you wind up seeing constantly even if you don't use any smart features at all

I, for one, am still amused by big chungus.

Privacy issues aside, there have been a lot of instances where a TV manufacturer or other smart device manufacturer loads a whole bunch of anti-features and obnoxious advertising into the interface permanently with a firmware update, with no ability to perform a factory reset to restore it to its original state. That on its own is enough to have convinced me never to connect any expensive device to the internet unless I buy it for that purpose.