Them kids gotta learn how to whittle ASAP so that there’s at least something for them to do at the summer cabin (no wifi, no cell phone connection)

It’s a survival of the fittest / Finnest kind of thing

That baby does have the ”roadman” thing down so it’s a sound bet 😂

A whittling knife of course

Fully agree. I’d say as an Aussie you could just go ”..Crocodile Dundee, mate”

Scandinavian weaklings suck at blacksmithing and can’t even handle a kinfe whereas us suicidal mighty wifebeating subhuman Finnjävels are all about knives (and alcholism and depression)

source: Scandinavian bättre folk

As a Finn I am deeply insulted by yet strongly approve of the knife thing.

Almost 50 here, and I concur. Chuck Norris was niche even in the 80s compared to true A listers like Stallone, Schwarzenegger or, a bit later, Bruce Willis. As I recall he was like a cut above Jan-Michael Vincent or something.

What do you mean ”if”?

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe..

Racist aliens!