Normal people: I need to have a medical procedure.

Republicants: I need for you to not have a medical procedure.

Should we tell them that the filibuster is a delaying tactic to prevent legislation from being passed, or nah?

It's actually pretty easy.

False. Republicants voted for this.

A newspaper for people who can't read.

Well fuck. I'm highly reliant on the lemonade to mix with iced green tea.

I hate Trunt with my prefrontal cortex for his fraud and sedition against the United States of America.

I hate McConnell with my amygdala, which instinctively recognizes him as a sneering, hostile, alien threat to our species.

The sign secretly says, 'I can't read'.

Pretty sure I Melania'd it during the first maladministration.

This lineup is a veritable Who's Who of 'Who's That?'