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What do you call a non binary computer nerd? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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QWERTY

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Audible groan (lemmy.zip)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/36839684

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Japan's Population Crisis (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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New phone, houthis. (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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Blood sugar pun magik (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 
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Beauty (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34292785

Beauty rule

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What sound does a murder of crows make? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

A Cawcawphony

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Yup (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

EDIT: repost from dadjokes can't remember who

EDIT2: here

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What do you call a deer which can't see? (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

No idea

What do you call a deer which can't see and has no legs?

Still no idea

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Why was the sky unhappy? (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

Cause it was blue

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What hot drink do footballers (soccer players) hate? (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
3 comments fedilink
 
 

Penal-tea.

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I would make a pun about the wind... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

...but it blows.

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Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

They couldn't see that well.

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(Completed) [We need you] Community banner and icon (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
5 comments fedilink
 
 

Hi everyone, as the moderator of !puns@lemmy.zip, we need a icon and banner.

Any potential icons or banners please put in the comment section.

EDIT: I have added the first candidate, but feel free to submit any more; I might change my mind. :)

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Two scientists went out for a date (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* by [M] to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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They had a lot of chemistry between them.

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So I've been reading this new horror novel that was written in braille (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
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Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

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Pun Competition! (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 years ago* by to c/puns@lemmy.zip
1 comment fedilink
 
 

So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but...

No pun intended